$3 - $10 per illustration--Have a fantabulous day!

here's my most recent SALES pitch from India. i think i can't pass this one up.

and they already wrote me back!

On Feb 20, 2008, at 11:09 AM, Sales wrote:

Hi.

We are a registered member of Indian Printers Association (IPA). We are a 7 decade old, 100-people artwork/graphics Company located in India with an marketing office in Rochester, NY. We have received the prestigious Presidential Award and the National awards for the high quality in designing and printing.

Please be advised that we are the No.1 Company in India charging low rates to US & UK customers on Artworks & Advertisements.

Artworks
We accept electronic non-camera ready artwork for Vectorization, Cleaning, Four Color Process Separation, Color Separation, Typesetting, Virtual Spec Sample, Paper Proof, Editing Photographs, Concept art etc and make it camera ready within 16-24 hrs time. In the case of rush jobs the turnaround time will be 6 hrs.

Jobs Undertaken

- Print
- Brochures
- Fliers
- Postcards
- Business Cards
- Logos
- Artwork
- Websites
- Embroidery - Digitizing
- Advertisements
- Magazines

Free Trial for artwork

Send an artwork job through e-mail along with the instructions and we will send a camera-ready job the very next working day for absolutely free of cost.
A maximum of 3 revisions of an artwork is not charged to all our customers.
For Creative/Concept Arts, you can send us your ideas along with clear instructions and a rough sketch of the image.

Advertisements
The charges for designing ads starts from minimum $5 with unlimited revisions.

Details required for Artwork file:

1. Type of jobs.
2. PC or MAC based.
3. Output Format.
4. Clear instructions and Rough sketch for Concept Art.
5. Input materials for ads.
6. No. of colors


Price Range:

$3.00 - $10.00 for a single color artwork redraw or recreation.

Clients: We service 10 of ASI's top 40 suppliers and distributors.

Advantages:

ü Utilize us for dealing with artwork volumes beyond normal production capacity
ü End-of-day artwork jobs can be sent to us and we will send camera-ready artwork the next working day before your production begins
ü Six-day-a-week servicing
ü Servicing during American holidays
ü Ability to handle Seasonal spurts
ü No minimum volume commitment
ü No upfront costs
ü No contracts
ü 24/6 customer service support

Looking forward for a long term business relationship.

Have a fantabulous day!
Alexander
Business Development
Eternity Services Pvt. Ltd.
Email: sales@eternityservices.com | www.eternityservices.com
Tel: No. +001 347-820-9235
Yahoo! – eternityindia | AOL - eternityin | Skype - eternityin
Online from 12.30 pm EST 5.00 pm EST



hi "Alexander"

how much would you charge to make a brochure for my recreational sex business? i'm a "cute" 51 year old divorced American mother who looks younger than i am according to my father and a couple of my "clients". I don't think i'll need to be "vectorized" but i'm glad to know you can do unlimited revisions for five dollars.

and i'm really won over by the fact that you do "seasonal spurts". let's get started!!

funny.....just today i read on the front page of the LA Times today about my 86 year old neighbor Selma Manheim selling her life insurance policy to make cash and give gifts to her grandchildren. and then i got your wonderful offer to vectorize and work holidays. small world!! didn't take much for my razor sharp latent financial mind to connect the dots like a horny hedge fun(d) pro...so now i'd like to see if i can sell my wares and perhaps pay off some debt. my short and long term goal is to support myself and my Prada habit after my kids inherit their millions from their celebrity grandfather...it's unconscionable to rely on your kids when you get old. i'm doing this for THEM.
further, if Obama really becomes president and Pakistan doesn't blow us up...i hope to maximize my chances for experiencing whatever's left of my pre-menopausal sex drive. i'd like to have a little fun while i can, before the hormones go down and the lexapro dosage goes up.

i have jpegs i can send you. but i can't post them here because my kids and their friends read this blog and contrary to neighborhood opinion, i DO have some boundaries. in the meantime....what would you charge to do a tri-fold (ooo!) 8.5x11 Ma(i)ler (yuk yuk) with a hot naked pic of a mid-century babe on the cover and my logo at the top. i'll provide the logo art which i had done for sexual favors a couple years ago when i was still married. it's dreamy. and since i AM a graphic artist...as great as your price is to "convert art" for a mere $3 (you don't even need "camera ready art"...boy they are training you Indians much better over there....always knew you had good engineers, but photoshoppers? America is doomed....anyway, you won't have to monkey with my image because i have good genes and i know how to shoot myself at the right angle. i have all images saved as EPS ...it's ready to go when you are!

4 color please. i like pink and orange.

best, nancy

ps. i might be interested in your "embroidering" option as well. depends what you charge.
but it sound like it hurts and that sound like fun.


Hi Nancy.

Could you please send us the jpegs, so that our team knows that 51 is worth for recreational business.

Regards
Alex


Dear "Alex",
i will absolutely send you a jpeg so you know that 51 is "worth for" recreational business!
once you see my jpegs baby, you'll see that 51 is worth because, for and from recreational business too!!
have a fantabulous day! and give my regards to the Team.
love nancy